11 Weirdest Tweets
Last night I dreamt that I had to walk to Swindon and my conclusion was that this was NOT RECOMMENDED.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) February 14, 2015
Accidentally convinced a drunk man I could teach him Italian in 10 minutes.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) December 17, 2016
While holding my phone during a particularly frustrating moment today, I accidentally but quite remarkably changed my Facebook to Polish.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) November 12, 2015
Somewhere in Croydon there's a man wearing my Hawaiian swimming trunks.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) March 22, 2014
The problem with living in a three-storey house is that when I fall down the stairs while texting, there’s further to go.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) June 10, 2014
For goodness sake.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) March 23, 2017
I wasn't wearing my glasses. I honestly thought it said "mum". I can't send it now. pic.twitter.com/9C5BKPiYzX
Some anonymous YouTuber has criticised my driving and I have never been so angry.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) March 13, 2017
Crossing off items on the to-do list today. First item is labelled “Email Wales”. Only I know what this means.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) August 15, 2015
I am now stood on the balcony negotiating with my housemate’s house-cat while trying not to wake the neighbours.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) July 19, 2014
This is my favourite Facebook check-in I have ever done pic.twitter.com/QO6VIwAv1r
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) August 4, 2015
It's time to go and I didn't want the milk to go out of date so I drank it all and now I'm just a ball of lactose waiting for a plane.
— Johnathan Randall (@MrJRan) April 3, 2015