Southern Rail train meme

Southern Rail train meme

Distracted boyfriend: Running a full service; Southern Rail; terminating at Fareham

Train memes are great, because you can keep on recycling them. You've heard the joke about the job interview where the driver apologises for being late and gets hired? You've heard about the one who went as a train to a fancy-dress party and didn't show up?

I'm sorry to break it to you, but everyone uses these jokes when talking about their own commute. They aren't specific to you. But this one I dreamt up while dealing with a transport problem which is specific to me. I'm sure someone will take it and produce variations for their own region.

Tedious about the author bit

I write about media, exploring, heavy machinery and lists. I produce radio with an attitude accurately described as "amusingly surly".

I can't tell you how many terrible ideas I have had. But it's a lot of terrible ideas.

PS. I am not a travel blogger. But I do travel and I do blog.

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